It really should be Friday to justify posting this, but it is very funny.

“Journalism is a serious and debilitating illness. Turns out that 9 out of 10 reporters suffer from journalism, and surveys have shown a full 97 per cent of those who contract journalism eventually die… but you don’t have to suffer in silence. Printoxafin is here to help.”

Dreamed up by reporter Tristan Stewart-Robertson, whose work can be found at http://www.w5pressagency.com/.

(Hat-tip: Jon Slattery’s blog / AllMediaScotland)